Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand?

Kermit's undivided

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What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.