Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

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How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...