Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.