Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork