Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What do you call a generalization made by a farmer?

An overall statement.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

What did the corn say when it was complemented?

Aww, shucks!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!