Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.