A: They pull corn by the ears.
Because the steaks were too high...
A farmer shucks between fits.
When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
Kernel.
A buck an ear!
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.