Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Why did the brothel run out of money? Because all of the investors pulled out.

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !