Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.