Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!