What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!