What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say?

ayy ayy cap'n

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!