What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!