What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Where are your buccaneers?

They're on your buccan head!