A corn on the cob
He was *out standing* in his field.
Because he was stuffed!
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Because someone had trodden on his corn !
A Buck-An-Ear
