What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.