What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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What did baby corn say to momma corn?

where is popcorn

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.