What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What do you call corn with a sense of humor?

Laughing stalk