What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

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What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

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What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer