What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.