What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What is the difference between in-law and vultures?

Vultures attack first, when you are dead.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.