Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

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Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

What's in Pandora's box?

A fine case of herpes.