a play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.
Burnt nose hair.
What if my house burns down
Bette of roses!
Tulips on your organ.
Star Warts !
Star Warts.
A Golden Retriever can sing better.
When it's past your eyes.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Open a can
Neither work when you open windows.
So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"
To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.
