a play on warts
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Peter Dinklige
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)
Because they are never well done.
Lipstick
Dale Earnhardt jr.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
Neightiri.
A smell that keeps coming back!
I see my ex came by."
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Necro-Ophelia
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
Kermit the frogs finger.
