a play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
roommates
He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key
One with everything.
Tulips on your organ.
Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.
Dale Earnhardt jr.
They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Understandabull
Sweet Pee
The first one written
Star Warts !
Star Warts.
