a play on warts
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
You get an a-wart!
Planters.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Neightiri.
They come out at night!
I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.
To win dough.
Getting the news from your dentist
he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
They are out standing in the field
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
