a play on warts
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they look for contributors to open sores.
Herpes.
A fine case of herpes.
I don't have any friends.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Herpes last forever.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
It's a sore subject.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Your mother didn't give you love.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
They all "Feel The Burn!"
An incurable romantic.
A corn on the cob
a Cankersaurus!
i let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
You get an a-wart!
Because it's the first Indy movie.
Yeah you like that you dirty pore
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
They both lost jack.
Half a cat.
It had a lot of problems
They tell you.
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
A shih tzu
A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS
