What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.