What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

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Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

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Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

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What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What do you call space herpes?

Star Warts.