What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What's the KKK's favorite Christmas song?

White Christmas.

What is the KKK's favorite soup?

Clan chowder