Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.
a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
Get in the Karma.
A Dell
This.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.