Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Whats long and black?

The unemployment line

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!