Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common?

Both can knock you out at a party.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.