Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats a Mexicans Favorite sport?

Cross-Crountry

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies