Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Whats the difference between a cat and a comma?

A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

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What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!