Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip