What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ?

Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers