What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.