What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

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Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers