What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What's yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

Answer: A pair of slipper

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers