How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?

A: An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.