Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.