Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

Why couldn't Diablo get his bros out of jail?

He couldn't pay for Baal

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How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.