Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "