Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).