Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

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What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).