Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up?

Garry Oldman.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "