Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal