Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!