Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!

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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!