What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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What do you call an Asian who acts like he is black?

A ripe bananna

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."