What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Brandy Jokes More Brandy Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."