What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.