What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.