What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What do you call someone who drinks too much water?

An aquaholic...

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What kind of tea isn't fake?

A property

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What kind of patients?

All of them"

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.