What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ?

Barberd wire !

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified