What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified