What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

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Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

Koala Bear Jokes More Koala Bear Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified