What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.