What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What does a sperm and a politician have in common?

They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.