What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.