What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.