Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
A senior high school math problem.
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
I mean let me see your license
logic
They both have a one in 100 million chance of being human.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.