Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
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Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Cot-on-wool.
They are things to adore
Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying
Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
Because she can't drive for sh*t.
