How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.