How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What's Chris Martin's favorite drink?

Apple Martini

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.