Monopoly Jokes

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.