How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

What do witches ring for in a hotel?

B-room service.

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice