How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice