How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

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Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice