How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

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When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.