How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig."

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You Mariott

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With a paira, paira, pairadice

How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.