How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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How did the little pig win at Monopoly?

He built hotels on Pork Place.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.