What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

Why is the next Windows version 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate(8) 9!

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

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What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice