What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why does it go from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What's a parrot's favourite game?

Monopoly!