What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

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Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

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What does Bill Gates call his manhood?

Microsoft.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice