Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
because 7 8 10
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
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Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Microsoft
Microsoft Word.
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Because seven "ate" nine.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Paul Walker only crashed once.
A comickaze
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Because they hate it.
An everlasting jobstopper.
Cause Seven ate Windows 9
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
His toga size went from L to XL.
Pen and Oink!
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
