Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
because 7 8 10
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Microsoft
Microsoft Word.
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Because seven "ate" nine.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Where on Earth have you been??!!" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!
A: At night, because two feet are added to it.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
It saves its sole.
He was too far out, man.
Jose and Hoseb
The Son is attracted to black
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
He said 'Thank you'. "
Because he had a stinking cold!
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Because my PC is a Dell.
