Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)
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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.
because 7 8 10
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Because Windows 8 9.
Because Jesus saves.
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
They were trying to keep their german market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
TeX-MeX
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Because 7 ate 9
They revived to much XP
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because 7 8 9.
Because they don't do Windows
Because Windows 7 8 9
Gatesgate.
Because 7 8 9
Because Windows 7 8 9!
Because 7 ate 9.
Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D
Because Windows 7, 8 9.....
Microsoft
Microsoft Word.
They use French resistors.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.
Because seven "ate" nine.
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
Microsoft.
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Adele
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.
I dunno. Let's google it!
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because 7 8 9!
His hardware was Microsoft
Wind O's
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"
Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.
He always gets stuck on across.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
A whambulance
The Russian people
The Crimea River.
Crimea River
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?
misogynistic.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Car battery
