1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because 7 always came first!!!
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
The Boston marathon finish line.
The balls are for decoration!
It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
5-5-2-2."
10 books of Snow Whites
Cause seven eight ten.
Because white girls cant even
Down for the count!
Snow White's cherry.
It's not, numbers don't have emotions.
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
They want Gore in 2000.
They revived to much XP
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Divorced.
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.