1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie
He thought they were a delivery service
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!
vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
A family friend paying a visit.
0, 1, e, pi.
A quarterback.
Because 7 (eight) 9
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
I still love vista, baby
By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
I would like to help with house #7.
A puppy nailed to 7 trees.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Because windows 7 8 9
A thousand dogs.
They revived to much XP
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.
