1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
3
They thought 7 was pretty odd.
8-bitcoins
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Because 7 8 9.
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)
Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.
Wind O's
Microsoft.
They were Holo-costly
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
They revived to much XP
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
A widower.