1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
They only had 2 cars.
No, with 8 black men and a gun."
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
They stay with 3 ho's
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
1 dead baby in 10 trashcans.
Because : he still loves vista,baby!
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
I can't even...
Because 7 ate 9...
Because Jesus saves.
I dunno. Let's google it!
because it's stoned.
they only had one pickup
They revived to much XP
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!
Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.