Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Flemmy
Hot and Cold.
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!