Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.
Tell him your plans.
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
Phlegmish
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
He was a-roasted peanut.
