What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.