What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...