What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...