What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.