What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms