Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

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What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

How did the homeless man get so buff?

Because his workouts were in tents. I'll show myself out...

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How did the turtle with no arms and no legs cross the freeway?

Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.