Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in?

The Woof of Wall Street.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What color is ice?

Hielo.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.