Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What do you think it'll be like?

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.