What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

P.S. Jokes More P.S. Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)