What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

When is my wife's favorite day to make love?

Tomorrow

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Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ?

Alligator for her birthday was a card !

What did the depressed pimp want for his birthday?

to be alone with his thots

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )