Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.