Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil?

Because he took the hypocritic oath