Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !