Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

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Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

a-CAW!

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"