What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.