What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

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How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.