What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.