What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Why did the spy cross the border?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.

Why do Japanese hate bingo?

They all scramble for cover when you call B-29