What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

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Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Arachne

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A webinar.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

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I'm bacon!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.