Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .