Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

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Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

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An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?

At the Howliday Inn!

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much