How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator