How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.