How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator