Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone?

Blue Genes... I'll be here all week

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.