Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.