Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.