Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS !

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

What do you call cake that isn't yours?

Stollen

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!