Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Sugar Jokes More Sugar Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there ! Chrysalis ! Chrysalis who ?

Chrysalis the cake for you !

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?