Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.