Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.