Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.