Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**