How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

How do Chinese people name their babies?

A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!