How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?

a pilot, you racist

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!