How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops