How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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A: You can almost hear them.

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

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Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

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Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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That sounded a lot better in my head

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Reach For The **Stats**.

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How many calls do I get?

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A small medium at large!

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish