How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

How do they know what that is?

This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys.

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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How does a carpenter effectively build stairs?

He thinks one step ahead

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Whats the highest grade you can get in the trap?

B's

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is