How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

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How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!"

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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A start.

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OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Who's driving the car?

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When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is