What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other unemployed cancer cell?

Let's get Jobs. Found in the comments of a post by

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How did the bucket's mom know he was sick?

He was a little pail.

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim?

Nothing personal."

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious ... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all. :

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How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)