What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

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When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

How do you know it's going to be a white christmas?

It's approaching with deceptive speed.

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

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How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)