You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Let me count the ways... Five.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
He read it in the Hobbituary.
They come out at night!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !
Out of the way. Thanks League smh
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...
Hit them where it won't show.
When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.
What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)