What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."

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What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

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What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)