What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.