What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

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Why isn't the band "1023 MB" famous?

They haven't had a gig yet.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.