Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.