You will lose every hand.
He lost his SANTAty
The game.
The airplane.
He got suspended.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Because he has holes in his hands
Too many cheetahs.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
But most just have 4.