Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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How much do you think I will be losing with this?

Pharmacist replies: Well ... around 200 bucks.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.

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What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.