How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What is a traitor?

A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay