How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay