How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay