How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen?

Charlie Sheen's winning.

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

How often do I see alligators?

Ocajunally

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What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay