One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
Charlie Sheen's winning.
The joke is it's own pun-ishment.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.
Ocajunally
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.
Moo Mitch, get out the hay