One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
When you sniff paint, you get high
He charges you double.
It won't be there
That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)
A Humblebee.
An alligator.
Gator-raid. <3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.
But most just have 4.
A: An animal that talks your head off.
Moo Mitch, get out the hay