How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

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What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay