What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson