What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

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What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What tattoo should I get?

TATTOO ARTIST: Something meaningful that represents love and connection. ME: One ravioli on my thigh please.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble ?

A dollar.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Lust Jokes More Lust Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson