I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
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About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Buck-teeth!
Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.
A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.
Because the only constant is change.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
A Dollar
A dollar.
One dollar
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Beer nuts are a dollar twenty five, deer nuts are under a buck
Because it was for chair-ity
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
Give me 10! dollars
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Buck teeth!
A dollar
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
It has four quarters.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
A college student.
Lobster "
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
A cow can't be milked for over 30 years
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!
Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
been wondering for years
Only 12. One for every month.
By the Pound!
A humburger.
Russell.
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D
