Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.
