How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

Why was there dancing at the barbers'?

And: 'Coz they just got 'beered' O.o