Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Elopping shears
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
A: They went on stroke.
I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Equal frights but usually their haircuts are enough to give worse frights!
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
A director's cut
