How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this