How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.