How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this