How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar?

One dollar

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Haircut Jokes More Haircut Jokes

Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

How does the Moon get its haircut?

Eclipse it!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this

What do Russians call their barbers?

Combrade