Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Shear madness.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
He Shatner.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
Eclipse it.
Because they know all the short cuts.
Barber: It's on the same old head.
