Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
To stop getting confused as feminists
A nun with a javelin through her head
Dead.
No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Eclipse it!
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
A barber!