How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What is harder said than done?

Your mom

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.