For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
throw a load of dirty laundry in.
A dollar.
I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Because it was clothed.
