How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.