For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Look ma, no hands!
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
loading...
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
It has four quarters.
Quarter pounder with cheese!
Because it was clothed.