For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
She kept wetting the bed.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
Buck teeth!
If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.
Money's tight these days!
Because it had more cents
The laundromat.
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
